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Love Letters, Poems to a Wife or Husband
To my darling wife
These words from my heart
can hardly express my bond to you.
You fill my whole life.
I am lucky that you are my wife.
A bridge across life's valleys
and a helping hand up the peaks.
You are the companionship
that my soul ever seeks.
Your golden hair is my sun
and your blue eyes the sea.
The longer I am with you
the more you mean to me.
My heart is yours
and my future is you.
These thoughts are forever
I love you.
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I miss you so much my darling, I would give anything if you were here right now.
You are the only one in this whole world I want to be with always, so you will
never have to be afraid I will stray from the straight and narrow. I love you,
my wife, with all my heart
To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the
small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too
much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage
door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped
into your car.
I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive
me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
To my darling wife:
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 356 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is in average of once every ten days. The following is
a list why I did not succeed more often.
1 We will wake the kids 34 times
2 It is too late 15 times
3 I am too tired 12 times
4 It is too early 12 times
5 It is too hot 18 times
6 Pretending to be asleep 18 times
7 The neighbors will hear 6 times
8 Headache and / or backache 28 times
9 Your mother will hear us 9 times
10 Not in the mood 21 times
11 Watching the late show 17 times
12 Too sore 26 times
13 New hairdo 6 times
14 Wrong time of month 14 times
15 You had to go to bathroom 10 times
16 Sunburn 10 times
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the result was not always satisfying because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there is a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry and get over with it 7 times I had to wake you to
tell you I had finished
And once I was afraid I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and
breathing heavy.
To my darling husband:
I think things are a little bit confused. Here are the reasons you did not get
more than you did.
1 Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 14 times
2 Did not come home at all 35 times
3 Did not come 21 times
4 Came too soon 33 times
5 Went soft before came in 19 times
6 Cramp in your legs 16 times
7 Working too late 38 times
8 Had yeast 'probably from the toilet seat' 29 times
9 Caught it in your zipper 15 times
10 Had a 'cold' - nose kept running 21 times
11 Coffee was too hot, burned your tongue 9 times
12 Had a problem in your finger 11 times
The reason I lay still, was because you missed me and were screwing the sheet.
You seemed to having such a good time, I did not want to move and ruin it for
you. I was not talking about the crack in the ceiling -- what I said was 'Would
you like me on my back or kneeling'.
The time I was thrashing around was because you had farted and I was fighting
for air!
BREAK HERE
My darling wife and I are committed to the core to live out our marriage for all
our lives. We even wrote our own vows on our wedding day, and do our best to
work through the rocky places along the way. But I am so blessed to know that no
matter how hard things can be, we will always be committed to our Lord in this
marriage.
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